Emo Definitions

Emo Definitions
Emo definitions according to Urban Dictionary

Emo:

the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..

“Man, I’ve been listening to a lotta emo lately.”

Emo:

people who need a hug. A BIG, WARM hug.

“Cheer up emo kid!”

Emo:

Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.

“My life sucks, I want to cry.”

Emo:

Something all stereotypes agree on they hate.

Emo:

A strange breed of human that can be identified by stupid haircuts, suicidal tendencies, constant whining, the wearing of tight pants, and usually no mate. Because of this, scientists believe that most males in this species lack reproductive organs.

“Stop whining, you emo.”

Emo:

A bunch of mamby pamby spoon-fed fuckin fruitcakes that most people wanna kick in the back of the neck.

“When shopping at the mall all i saw was a bunch of fuckin’ emasculated suburban emo kids talking on thier cell phones.”

Emo:

Conformists in denial.

“Let’s all be different by dressing, talking, and acting exactly the same.”

Emo:

Emergency Management Office

In times of emergency or disaster, EMO coordinates the response of State agencies ensuring the most appropriate resources are dispatched to the impacted area