Emo Quotes and Sayings

Emos, ever find it difficult to say exactly what you want to in life? Well here is a list of some popular sayings that you might want to adopt into your everyday speech!"

Emo Quotes and Sayings General Severe Depression

"God seriously shit on my soul when I came out of the womb. I wish He'd just stuck pins in fucking eyes and had me killed right there and then.".
"Life will never get any better. I will always be stabbing away at my arms hopelessly with an olive fork."
"What's the point in ever changing your pants when you'll just shit them the next time you have another panic attack?"
"I think I have cancer. I think this time it's terminal."
"I hate myself and I want to die."
"Fuck it all, fuck everything."
"There is no hope. Hope is washed away at the bottom of a vodka bottle".
"Life is fucking pointless. I wish I could drown myself in a vat of my own urine".
"I'm useless and my balls smell. And what makes it worse is more cock's abnormally short".
"I don't even know why I get up in the morning. Even my kitty gives off an aura of hopeless despair."
"I'm tired of feeling alienated from everyone. Only the razor understands me. It knows how I feel. It wants to become a part of me and make me leak blood so red".
"Last night I dreamt I committed suicide by gorging on Big Macs for a week. It's a pity it takes so fucking long. Mom would know something was up. "
"I'd end it all right now but I need to get revenge on that bitch. I could always try to hang myself with my underwear and get my parents to send them after I'm dead. Then she could really catch a whiff of the despair"
"Life is like a cock wound that will never stop seeping. Suicide is like trying to cut your cock off. It can always go wrong. Jay Leno will testify about this."
"I feel like peeling myself to pieces with a knife. I want to hunt deep inside my body for the last remnants of hope that she's about to cruelly snatch away from me."
"I'm already dead inside. You might as well finish me off by chopping off my balls."
"I hate God. He fucking ruined it all for me. Why did I have to be part of His stupid fucking plan? Why couldn't He have made me into a seagull? What did I do to deserve this hideous body?"

Emo Quotes and Sayings At a Funeral
"I wish I could climb in that coffin right now. I'd love to get incinerated. I'd feel like a helpless kitten in a microwave".
"What about me, what about my pain? You can replace grandma! There's a 1000 other old people who look identical to her down at the old folk's home! You could never replace me! I'm too much!"
"I feel grave. I want to lie in my grave."

Emo Quotes and Sayings When You're Hungry

"I've never felt as hungry as this in my life. Fuck the people in Africa! They are always happy! I've to deal with both my hunger and my dismay and I just can't cope."
"My stomach feels as empty as I do deep inside. There's a void in my belly and my soul."